i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
I’m sorry man, I just forgot that I’m the girl and you’re the guy so I’m supposed to serve you if you are nice to me.
That’s why I feel unsafe whenever I receive compliments from men
Either way, I wish it was that easy to make “nice guys” realize you DON’T want a romantic relationship with them
It usually takes months of “Oh god I hope he doesn’t like me that way; I hope he’s being nice because he wants to be my friend” or “stop it I’m not responding your signals, please realize it means I’m not interested; COME ON IT’S IN YOUR FACE I DON’T WANT ANYTHING WITH YOU” before he explodes and starts threating you badly because he feels entitled to having you
Seriously guys, if you’re nice because you’re interested in someone’s love and/or body, you’re not nice at all. And you don’t deserve to be friendzoned either because no girl or person deserves such a fake friendship. “Friendzone” is too much for people like this.